How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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