How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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