How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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