How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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