How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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