How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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