How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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