How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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