How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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