How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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