How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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