How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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