How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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