How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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