How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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