How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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