How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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