How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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