How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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