How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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