How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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