How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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