How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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