How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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