How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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