How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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