How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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