How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
Canvas not available.

or


What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
Canvas not available.

or


I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
Canvas not available.

or


What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
Canvas not available.

or


How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025