How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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