How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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Separation anxiety.


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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


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Porkchop


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A jellycopter


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Microwaves.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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