How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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