How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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