How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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