How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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