How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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