How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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