How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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