How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish


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Because they are black and white.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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The banana split


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Hi school.


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A tree in a golden forest.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.


GOOD		CRAP

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