How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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