How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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