How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.


GOOD		CRAP

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Tell it a yolk.


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the other slide!


GOOD		CRAP

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It needed a root canal.


GOOD		CRAP

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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


GOOD		CRAP

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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


GOOD		CRAP

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A gummy bear


GOOD		CRAP

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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


GOOD		CRAP

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He got caught peeping on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

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