How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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