How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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