How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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