How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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