How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

They haven't had any gigs yet


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Put him in the front seat.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A cr-oak tree.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it's in the ground state.


GOOD		CRAP

or

His breath.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Comet


GOOD		CRAP

or

The fish.


GOOD		CRAP

or