How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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Take away his shovel


GOOD		CRAP

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Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...


GOOD		CRAP

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A hush puppy.


GOOD		CRAP

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Carbon.


GOOD		CRAP

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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


GOOD		CRAP

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Boo-Jeans.


GOOD		CRAP

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It needed to be trimmed.


GOOD		CRAP

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