How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.


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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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Pooched eggs.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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A piano.


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Half a worm.


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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