How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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