How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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