How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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