How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.


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Pooched eggs.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.


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To the dock.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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Stuck


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Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!


GOOD		CRAP

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His powder puff is on the wrong end.


GOOD		CRAP

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