How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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