How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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