How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Outlaws are wanted.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sell it and buy a violin


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tree in a golden forest.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Camelflauge


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take away his credit card


GOOD		CRAP

or

Not enough sand.


GOOD		CRAP

or