How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.


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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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A nail.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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Hope it's Halloween!!


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Holly Davidson.


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To get to the other slide!


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