How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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