How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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