How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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