How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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