How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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