How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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