How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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