How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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