How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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