How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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