How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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