How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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