How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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