How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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