How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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