How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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