How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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