How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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