How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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