How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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