How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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