How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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