How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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