How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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