How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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