How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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