How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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