How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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