How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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