How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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