How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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