How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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