How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Snowflakes.


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Feyonce


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Because he wanted sweet dreams.


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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It�s Hans free.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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