How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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