How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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