How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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