How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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