How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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