How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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