How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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