How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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