How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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