How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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