How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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