How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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