How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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