How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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