How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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