How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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