How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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