How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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