How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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