How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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