How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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