How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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