How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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