How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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