How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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