How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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