How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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