How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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