How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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