How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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