How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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