How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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