How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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