How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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