How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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