How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.


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They're cheaper than day rates.


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I have to say it got very animated.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Holly Davidson.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


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Na


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