How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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