How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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