How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.

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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.

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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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