How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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