How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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