How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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