How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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