How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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