How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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