How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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