How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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