How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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