How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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