How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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You can't tuna fish.


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None, because they were copycats


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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