How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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