How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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