How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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