How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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Senator.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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To get his quarterback.


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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An Algae-bra


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