How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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