How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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