How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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