How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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