How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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