How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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