How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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