How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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