How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
Canvas not available.

or


Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
Canvas not available.

or


Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025