How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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