How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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ICE ICE Baby......


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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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It came in at quarter past four.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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