How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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