How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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