How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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