How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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