How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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