How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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