How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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