How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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