How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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