How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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