How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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