How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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