How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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