How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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