How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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