How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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