How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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