How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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