How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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