How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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