How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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