How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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