How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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