How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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