How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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