How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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