How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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