How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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