How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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