How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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