How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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