How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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