How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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