How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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