How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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