How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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