How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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