How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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