How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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