How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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