How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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