How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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