How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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