How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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