Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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