How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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