Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A multiplication table.
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So I went - and I got it.
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I better not tell you, it might spread.
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