How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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