How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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