How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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