How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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