How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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