How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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