How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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