How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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