How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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