How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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