How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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