How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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