How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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