How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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