How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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