Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Because people are dying to get in!
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"Let me see your birth certificate".
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They both whine alot!
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A tyrannosauraus wreck
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He had in his own pews.
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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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