How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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