How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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