How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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