How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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