How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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