How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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