How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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