How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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