How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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