How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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