How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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