How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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