How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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