How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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