How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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