How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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