How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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