How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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