How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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