How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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