How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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