How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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