How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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