How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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