How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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