How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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