How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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