How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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