How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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