How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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