How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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