Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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