How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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