How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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