How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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