How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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