How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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