How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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