How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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