How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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