How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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A seal walks into a club...
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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