How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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