How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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