How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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