How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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