How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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