How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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