How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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