How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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