How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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