How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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