How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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