How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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