How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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