How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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