How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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