How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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