How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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