How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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