How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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