How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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