How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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