How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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