How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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