How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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