How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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