How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

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