How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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