How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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