How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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