How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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