How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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