How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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