How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.

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