How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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