How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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