How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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