How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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