How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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