How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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