How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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