How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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