How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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