How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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