How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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