How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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