How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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