How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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