How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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