How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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