How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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