How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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