How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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