Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Because he was under cover.
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The cow that jumped over the moon
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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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