How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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