How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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