How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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