How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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