How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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