How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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