How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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