How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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