How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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