How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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