How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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