How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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