How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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