How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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