How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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