How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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