How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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