How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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