How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
Canvas not available.

or


What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
Canvas not available.

or


What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
Canvas not available.

or


What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
Canvas not available.

or


What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
Canvas not available.

or


What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026