How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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