How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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