Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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New Jersey got to pick first.
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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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To get his quarterback.
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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Is that you mommy?
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