How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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