How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!


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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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With a tuba glue.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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With flood lighting.


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Bison


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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Neither, they all burn shorter.


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