How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!


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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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Skeet.


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A cow walking backwards


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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R & Brie.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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