How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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