How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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