How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!


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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Cheeses of Nazareth.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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In a snow bank!


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The scales.


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Bison


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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