How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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