How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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