How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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