How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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