How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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