How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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