How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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