How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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