How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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