How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Tooth-hurty.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With its sparrowchute.


GOOD		CRAP

or

C over lambda.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because of the bark


GOOD		CRAP

or