How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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