How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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