How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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