How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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