How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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