How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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