How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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