How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
Canvas not available.

or


What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
Canvas not available.

or


How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
Canvas not available.

or


Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025