How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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