How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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