How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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