How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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