How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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