How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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