How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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