How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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