How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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