How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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