How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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