How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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