How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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