How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!


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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.


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