How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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