How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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