How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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