How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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