How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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