How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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