How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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