How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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