How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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