How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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