How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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