How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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