How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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