How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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