How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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