How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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