How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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