How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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