How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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