How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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