How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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