How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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