How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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