How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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