How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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