How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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