How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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