How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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