How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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