How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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