How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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