How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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