How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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