How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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