How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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