How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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