How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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