How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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