How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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