How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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