How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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