How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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