How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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