How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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