How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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