How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.




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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.

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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

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