How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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