How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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