How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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