How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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