How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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