How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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