How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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