How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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