How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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