How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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