How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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