How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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