How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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