How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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