How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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