How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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