How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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