How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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