How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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