How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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