How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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