How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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