How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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