How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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