How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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