How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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