How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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