How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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