How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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