How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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