How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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