How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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