How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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