How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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