How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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