How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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