How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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