How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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