How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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