How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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