How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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