How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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