How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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