How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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