How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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