How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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