How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I got you covered.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Plug its nose.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Feyonce


GOOD		CRAP

or

Take the words out of his mouth


GOOD		CRAP

or