How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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