How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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