How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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