How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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