How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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