How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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