How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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