How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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