How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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