How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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