How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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