How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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