How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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