How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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