How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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