How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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