How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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