How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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