How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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