How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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