How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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