How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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