How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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