How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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