How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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