How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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