How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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