How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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