How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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