How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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