How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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