How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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