How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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