How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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