How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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