How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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