How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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