How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.


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Squash


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The letter H.


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A chili dog on a bun.


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but I've been trippin' all day.


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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The tick falls off when you are dead.


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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