How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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