How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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