How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.


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Night manager at McDonalds


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Finland.


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On the bottom.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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Happy Owl-ween!


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Spooketi


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At the crystal ball.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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