How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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