How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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