How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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