How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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