How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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