How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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