How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


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The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".


GOOD		CRAP

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The fear of Santa Claus.


GOOD		CRAP

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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


GOOD		CRAP

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Do you believe in humans?


GOOD		CRAP

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A fire cracker


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3 blind mice.


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


GOOD		CRAP

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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

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