How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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