How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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In the alphabed.


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Polar Bond.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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The police had to comb the area.


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