How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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