How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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