How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?

Orange Is The New Black.


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New Jersey got to pick first.


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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New age music.


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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A pork chop.


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It had too many problems.


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He was booked for a salt and battery.


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