How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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