How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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