How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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