How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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