How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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When the spider spied her!


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By subsisting on titrations.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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A sandwich!


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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The mooseum.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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