How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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