How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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