How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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