How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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