How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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