How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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