How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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