How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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