How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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