How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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