How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.

It's something I could really see myself doing.


GOOD		CRAP

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The disk-o!


GOOD		CRAP

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Thoreau editing Thorough.


GOOD		CRAP

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Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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In his trunk


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


GOOD		CRAP

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Buy a deck of cards.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

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