How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!


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You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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Hiss-story


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Wet feet.


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ICE ICE Baby......


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