How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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