How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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