How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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