How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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