How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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