How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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