How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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