How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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