How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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