How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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but I don't want one of them for my husband".


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A conversation.


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[De-Calf-Inated]


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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