How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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