How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!


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Because 7 ate 9.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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He said NaBrO


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it had blown away.


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A swordfish


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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