How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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