How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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