How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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