How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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