How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.


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Pupperoni.


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


GOOD		CRAP

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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


GOOD		CRAP

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When the big hand touches the little hand


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The banana split


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A ferrous wheel.


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It held up a pair of pants.


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Egg-cersize.


GOOD		CRAP

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