How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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