How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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