How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.


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His breath.


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A piano.


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To get to the body shop.


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[A Condesending con descending]


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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What's a light bulb?


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.


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