How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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