How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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