How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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