How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.


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R & Brie.


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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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A piano.


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Taller


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Your breath!


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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Polar Bond.


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It's Hans free.


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