How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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In the neigh-borhood.


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One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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ICE ICE Baby......


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Take the words out of his mouth


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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Drinking.


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The Presidential Seal.


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