How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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