How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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