How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


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Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!


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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


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Hot, because you can catch cold.


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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A fence.


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A comb.


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