How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.


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Railroad ties.


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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To get to the udder side.


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To log on.


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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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but I don't want one of them for my husband".


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Its days were numbered.


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He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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