How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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