How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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