How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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