How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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