How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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