How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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