How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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