How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.


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All of them.


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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Sandy Claws.


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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A hoarse fly!


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