How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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