How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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