How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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