How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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