How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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