How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.


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Because they have a lot of spirit.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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So he could grade his eggs.


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Do you believe in humans?


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He was board.


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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Because they are black and white.


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C over lambda.


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