How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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