How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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