How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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