How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two β€” one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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