How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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