How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon


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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.

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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"


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