How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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