How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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