How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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A dino-sewer.


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Because each player raises a racquet.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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It's Hans free.


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Do you believe in humans?


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A car only has one horn.


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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