How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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