How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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Because there are too many ears.


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Take me to your litter.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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A waist of time!


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It has a collar I.D.


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