How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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