How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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