How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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