How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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