How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.


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Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


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A watch dog.


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With a tuba glue.


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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To practice.


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Breaking up is hard to do.


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Snaked.


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