How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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