How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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