How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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