How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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