How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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