How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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