How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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