How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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