How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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