How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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