How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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