How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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