How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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