How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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