How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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