How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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