How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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