How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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