How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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