How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.


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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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or

It gave a little wine


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The police had to comb the area.


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or

Tell it a yolk.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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or

Count Quackula!


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or

Make America Hate Again.


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