How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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