How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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