How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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