How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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