How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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