How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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