How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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