How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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