How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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