How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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