How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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