How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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