How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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