How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.

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