How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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A sunburnt zebra.


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Lean beef.


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His partners.


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They both have trunks


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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Because they taste funny!


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Woody the Wood Pickle.


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