How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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