How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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