How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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