How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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