How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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