How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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