How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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