How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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