How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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