How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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By relocating it to a casino!


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Minivans.


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At the crystal ball.


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2 Na


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Alley cats.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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