How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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