How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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