How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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