How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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