How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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