How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

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I don�t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hoe, hoe, hoe!


GOOD		CRAP

or

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

or

With Tyrannosaurus checks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A blushing zebra.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Deviled eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Croak-a-cola.


GOOD		CRAP

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