How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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