How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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