How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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