How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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