How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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