How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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