How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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