How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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