How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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