How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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