How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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