How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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