How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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