How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
Canvas not available.

or


What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
Canvas not available.

or


In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
Canvas not available.

or


What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025