How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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