How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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