How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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