How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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