How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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