How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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