How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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