How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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