How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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