How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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