How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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