How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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