How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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