How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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