How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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