How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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