How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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