How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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