How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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