How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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