How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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