How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Canvas not available.

or


I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

Canvas not available.

or


What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
Canvas not available.

or


I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
Canvas not available.

or


Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
Canvas not available.

or


What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026