How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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