How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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