How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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