How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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