How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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