How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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