How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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