How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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