How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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