How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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