How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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