How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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