How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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