How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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