How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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