How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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