How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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