How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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