How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.

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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.

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