How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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