How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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