How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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