How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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