How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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