How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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