How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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