How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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