How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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