How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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