How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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