How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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