How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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