How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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