How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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