How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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