How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


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Red sky at night: shepherd�s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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They make used car salesmen look good.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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Two flutes playing in unison.


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Leap Year


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Sherlock Bones.


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They both come in tots.


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Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


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