How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Lilly.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He had no patients.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

all that was left was de brie.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A tyrannosauraus wreck


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squash


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he wears a size "S".


GOOD		CRAP

or