How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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