How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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