How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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