How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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