How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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