How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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