How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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