How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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