How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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