How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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