How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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