How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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