How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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