How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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