How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.

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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.

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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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