How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".


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They're cheaper than day rates.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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"Please be quiet and comb your face."


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He presses the paws button.


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Roberto.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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Because it's too far to walk!


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Pooched eggs.


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