How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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A woolen jumper


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Holly Davidson.


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Plane ones.


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A jump rope.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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