How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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