How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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