How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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