How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones


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At the hickory dickory dock.


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Kitty Perry


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they always take things literally.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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To get to the shell station.


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A dead centipede.


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In a river bank


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