How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.


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but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


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That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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A skunk with a rash.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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The letter G.


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Let's get crackin'!


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Orca-stras


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Its shadow


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