How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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