One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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They both dribble.
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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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He had in his own pews.
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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"
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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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