How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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