How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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