How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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