How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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