How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk


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Take away his shovel


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You can't tuna fish.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Fsh


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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