How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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