How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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