How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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