How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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