How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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