How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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