How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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