How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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