How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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