How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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