How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.

Canvas not available.

or


Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
Canvas not available.

or


I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

Canvas not available.

or


A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
Canvas not available.

or


What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
Canvas not available.

or


What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
Canvas not available.

or


How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
Canvas not available.

or


How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .

Canvas not available.

or


How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025