How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.


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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.


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The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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He presses the paws button.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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All of them


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