How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.


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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.


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King.


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Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


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One minds the train, one trains the mind.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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A piano.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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To the mooooooovies.


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Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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