How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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