How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.


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or

There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


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or

He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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or

Just one more, guys, I promise.


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or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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or

A swordfish


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or

News briefs.


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or

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!


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or

Glass flippers.


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or

Snowflakes.


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or