How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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