How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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