How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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