How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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