How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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