How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.


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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.


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The Presidential Seal.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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I've got my ion you.


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Breaking up is hard to do.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Caerphilly.


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Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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Minnesoda.


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