How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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