How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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