How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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