How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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