How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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