How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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