How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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