How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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