How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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