How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.


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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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It was sole destroying.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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A jellycopter


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The sound of Mew-sic


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Cats keep trying to bury them.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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