How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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