How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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