How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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