How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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