How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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