How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.


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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.


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Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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Take away his shovel


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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It has a collar I.D.


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A watch dog.


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Address.


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