How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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