How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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