How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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