How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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