How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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