How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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