How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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