How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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