How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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