How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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