How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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