How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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