How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.


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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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To visit the milky way.


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A mushroom!


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To practice.


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New age music.


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