How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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