How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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