How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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