How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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