How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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