How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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