How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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