How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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