How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.


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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.


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Uh...standby, I'll check on that.


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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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A traffic jam.


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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H2O.


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A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.


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