How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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