How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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