How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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