How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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