How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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