How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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