How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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