How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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