How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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