How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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