How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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