How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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