How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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