How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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