How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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