How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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