How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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