How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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