How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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