How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!


GOOD		CRAP

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.


GOOD		CRAP

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News briefs.


GOOD		CRAP

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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


GOOD		CRAP

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It needed to be trimmed.


GOOD		CRAP

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What's a light bulb?


GOOD		CRAP

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Spelling.


GOOD		CRAP

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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

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Hoe, hoe, hoe!


GOOD		CRAP

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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

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