How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
Canvas not available.

or


Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
Canvas not available.

or


What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
Canvas not available.

or


What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026