How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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