How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
Canvas not available.

or


Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

Canvas not available.

or


What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
Canvas not available.

or


I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025