How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!

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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.

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