How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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