How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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