How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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