How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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