How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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