How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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