How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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