How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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