How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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I just can't think of one atm.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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He did not have a stop on his organ.


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!


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Comet


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Tyrannosaurus wrecks.


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