How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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