How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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