How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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