How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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