How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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