How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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