How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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