How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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