How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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