How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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