How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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