How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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