How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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