How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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