How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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