How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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