How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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A seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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