How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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