How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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