How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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