How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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