How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."


GOOD		CRAP

or

With Tyrannosaurus checks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A buck.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Barium


GOOD		CRAP

or

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Snow White Supremacist.


GOOD		CRAP

or

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A skunk with a rash.


GOOD		CRAP

or