How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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