How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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