How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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