How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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