How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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