How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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