How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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