How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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