How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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