How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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