How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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