How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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