How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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