How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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