How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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