How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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