How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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