How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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