How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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