How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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