How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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