How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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