How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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