How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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