How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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