How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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