How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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