How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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