How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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