How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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