How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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