How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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