How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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