How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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