How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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