How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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