How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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