How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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