How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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