How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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