How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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