How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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