How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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