How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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