How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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