How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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