How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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