How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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