How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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