How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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