How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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