How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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