How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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