How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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