How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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