How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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