How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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