Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.
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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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They both whine alot!
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Sherlock Bones.
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Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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