How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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