How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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