How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.

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