How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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