How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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