How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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