How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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