How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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