How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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