How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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