How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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