How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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