How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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