How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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