How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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