How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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