How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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