How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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