How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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