How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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