How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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