How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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