How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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