How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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