How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
Canvas not available.

or


What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026