How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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