How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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