How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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