How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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