How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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