How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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