How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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