How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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