How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.


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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.


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When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.


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A jellycopter


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Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


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No I deer


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


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It needed to be trimmed.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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