How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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