How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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