How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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