How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.


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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.


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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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Fsh


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Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Two babies screaming!


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They both have trunks


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Booberries!


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