How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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