How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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