How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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