How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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