How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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