How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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