How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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