How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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