How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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