How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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