How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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