How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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