How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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