How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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