How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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