How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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