How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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