How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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