How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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