How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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