How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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