How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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