How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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