How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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