How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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