How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.


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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.


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A coat of arms.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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He got caught peeping on a test.


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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.


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Nothing, it just waved.


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