How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.


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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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It waves.


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With tomato paste.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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2 Na


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A Dogwood


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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