How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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