How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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