How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.


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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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"Please be quiet and comb your face."


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R & Brie.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Someone stepped on its mouse.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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Climb up a tree and act like a nut


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Saint Nickel-less.


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