How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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