How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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