How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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