How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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