How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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