How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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