How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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