How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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