How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.


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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!


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With its sparrowchute.


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He had no patients.


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Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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Sunday!


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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