How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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