How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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