How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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