How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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