How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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