How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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