How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.


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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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The Trump Card


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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


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A marsbar!


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Fish and ships.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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To practice.


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They make used car salesmen look good.


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