How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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