How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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