How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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