How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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