How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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