How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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