How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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