How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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