How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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