How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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