How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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