How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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A coat of arms.


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or

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.


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or

It saw the ginger snap.


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To get to the udder side.


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To the mooooooovies.


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or

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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I have to say it got very animated.


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or