How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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