How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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