How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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