How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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