How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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