How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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