How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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