How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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