How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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