How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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