How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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