How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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