How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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