How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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