How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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