How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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