How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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