How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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