How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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