How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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