How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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