How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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