How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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