How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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I scream!


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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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They were sitting on the deck!


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How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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Railroad ties.


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Stuck


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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