How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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