How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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