How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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