None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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In a hambulance.
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Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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