How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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