How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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