None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Three skunks fighting over a pickle
First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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