How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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