How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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