How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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