How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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