How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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