How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.


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Comet books!


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Snowflakes.


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With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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Lilly.


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To see how long he slept.


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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A vicious circle.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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