How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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