How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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