How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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