How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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