How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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