How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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