How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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