How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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