How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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