How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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