How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.


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I'm still working on it.


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R & Brie.


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Stuck


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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A dino-sewer.


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A sunburnt zebra.


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A shampoodle


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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