How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.


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Vitamin sea.


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A porcupine.


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Because his feet stink


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I got you covered.


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It was two tired.


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