How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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