How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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