None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Kitty Perry
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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.
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Cause your the only one Hair.
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The sound of Mew-sic
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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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It has a collar I.D.
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A gummy bear
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Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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