How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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