How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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