How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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