How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
Canvas not available.

or


"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
Canvas not available.

or


What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026