How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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