How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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