How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."


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"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".


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I lava you.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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A gummy bear


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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By subsisting on titrations.


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or

A Moo-sician!


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or