How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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