How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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