How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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