How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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People must be dying to get in there.


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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coz Donald ducked


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A hot dog


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A buff-a-loan


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50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .


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Mooooooove over


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