How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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