How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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