How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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