How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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