How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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