How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.


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Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.


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They're cheaper than day rates.


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They wear snowcaps.


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The scales.


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Someone stepped on its mouse.


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Take away the g


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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He presses the paws button.


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