How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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