How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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