How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.

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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)

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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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