How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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