How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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