How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.


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It held up a pair of pants.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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A try and try and try-ceratops


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A hot dog


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Because he saw the salad dressing!


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