How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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