How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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