How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


GOOD		CRAP

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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


GOOD		CRAP

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A cow on a skateboard.


GOOD		CRAP

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When the big hand touches the little hand


GOOD		CRAP

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Roberto.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because he was outstanding in his field.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


GOOD		CRAP

or

His "ghoul" friend!


GOOD		CRAP

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Grabs Our Pussy.


GOOD		CRAP

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