How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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