How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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In the neigh-borhood.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Take away his shovel


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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Skeet.


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Take away his shovel


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