How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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