How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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