How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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