How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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