How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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