How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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