How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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