How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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