How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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