How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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