How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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