How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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