How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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