How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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