How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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