How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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