How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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