How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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