How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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