How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Their lips are moving.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Toy-otas.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Hiss-story


GOOD		CRAP

or

Comet


GOOD		CRAP

or

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stop bugging me


GOOD		CRAP

or