How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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