How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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