How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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