None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
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He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.
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She was caught taking a brake.
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With flood lighting.
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As far away as possible.
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*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Great food, no atmosphere.
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He didn't have any guts!
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