How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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