How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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