How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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