How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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