How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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