How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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