How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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