How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.


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A workaraunt.


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A piano.


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Silverware.


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The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)


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Because he traveled a lot.


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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With a cowculator.


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It was beat.


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