How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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