How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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