How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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