How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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