How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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