How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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