How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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