How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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