How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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