How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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