How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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