How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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