How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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