How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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Because it goes good with chips.


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Because it's in the ground state.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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It's Hans free.


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A jury.


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A Doberman.


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They're both extinct.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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