How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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