How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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