How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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