How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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