How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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