How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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