How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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