How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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