How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones


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Meat and Democrats!


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Orange Is The New Black.


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The leaning tower of Pizza.


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The library, because it has the most stories.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Five after one.


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At the crystal ball.


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Seven months old.


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