How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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