How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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