How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Because each player raises a racquet.


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Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.


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Twister!


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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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One molar solution.


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The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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Address.


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