How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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