How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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