How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Canvas not available.

or


Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
Canvas not available.

or


What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
Canvas not available.

or


What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
Canvas not available.

or


How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026