How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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