How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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