How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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