How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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