How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!


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Take me to your liter.


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Because it's between ac.


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Because he was feeling crumby.


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A swordfish


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A funky chicken.


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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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