How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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