How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

Canvas not available.

or


What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
Canvas not available.

or


Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
Canvas not available.

or


How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
Canvas not available.

or


What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
Canvas not available.

or


What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
Canvas not available.

or


What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
Canvas not available.

or


Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025