How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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