How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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