How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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Orange Is The New Black.


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You crack me up!


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There are footprints in the butter.


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The banana split


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With a tuba glue.


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Cats keep trying to bury them.


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One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


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