How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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