How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.


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Take their chairs away!


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He was looking for Pluto.


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When you are eating a watermelon.


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Its shadow


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Leap Year


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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