How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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