How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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