How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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or

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".


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or

You can't tuna fish.


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or

To practice.


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None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.


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or

Feyonce


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or

A hush puppy.


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or

The baaaahamas


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or

Twick o tweet


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or

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces


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or