How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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