How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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