How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.

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