Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Chili
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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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Address.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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