How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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