How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Take away the g


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Plug its nose.


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Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


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Time to get a new bed


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A Flat Miner


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Meet Patty.


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Professional courtesy.


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