How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?

Orange Is The New Black.


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The bucket.


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Me-ow


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Because they are black and white.


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With flood lighting.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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His partners.


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Three, but they're really only one.


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Silverware.


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