How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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