How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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