How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Don't call me later, call me Dad.


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When it's ajar!


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Pupperoni.


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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T (tea)


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