How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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