How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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