How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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