How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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