How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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