How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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None. That's a software problem.


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A rubber band.


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By subsisting on titrations.


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What? You can change light bulbs?


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Woody the Wood Pickle.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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A car


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Porkchop


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