How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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To get to the body shop.


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It'll come back to me.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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It�s a little fishy.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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Feyonce


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A scale.


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