How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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