How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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