How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"


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One molar solution.


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The fish.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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At the crystal ball.


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King.


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At the hickory dickory dock.


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He presses the paws button.


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At the crystal ball.


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