How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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