How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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