How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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