How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.


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He gave her a ring.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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They get toad.


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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They're cheaper than day rates.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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His partners.


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Squash


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