How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.


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In the cemetery


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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I'm still working on it.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Owlgebra


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Frosted Flakes!


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Meat and Democrats!


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