How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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