How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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