How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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