How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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