How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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