How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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In the neigh-borhood.


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He wanted to win the no-bell prize!


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Make America Hate Again.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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There are footprints in the butter.


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He was playing by ear


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