How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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