How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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