How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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