How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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