How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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Holly Davidson.


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To visit the milky way.


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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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A jump rope.


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Snowflakes.


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The tick falls off when you are dead.


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A sunburnt penguin


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