How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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