How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
Canvas not available.

or


What has a head but no body?

A nail.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
Canvas not available.

or


A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
Canvas not available.

or


How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
Canvas not available.

or


What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
Canvas not available.

or


What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Canvas not available.

or


If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026