How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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