How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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