How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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