How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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