How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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