How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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