How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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