How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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