How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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