How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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