How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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