It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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An earthquake.
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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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At forks in the road.
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The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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