How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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