How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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