How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.


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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".


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To get a mini soda


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!


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In a hambulance.


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Chili


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