How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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