How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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