How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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