How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish

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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board

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