How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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