How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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