How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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