How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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