How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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