How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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