How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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