How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.


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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.


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At the crystal ball.


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Because he never pays his debts.


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An instagram.


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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


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The fear of Santa Claus.


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Spooketi


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Booberry pie!


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Holly Davidson.


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