How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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