How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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A seal walks into a club...



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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.

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