How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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