How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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