How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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