How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.


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or

A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.


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or

but I couldn't find any.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A Dogwood


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or

Carlos.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A cow on a skateboard.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Minivans.


GOOD		CRAP

or

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

or