How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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