How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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