How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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