How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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