How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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