How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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