How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or


What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
Canvas not available.

or


When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
Canvas not available.

or


I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
Canvas not available.

or


What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026