How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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