How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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