How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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