How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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