How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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