How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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