How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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