How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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