It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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A snail because it carries it's home.
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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Because the chicken was on vacation.
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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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