How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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