How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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