How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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