How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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