How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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