How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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