How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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