How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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