How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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