How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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