How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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