How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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