How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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