How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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