How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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