How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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