How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
Canvas not available.

or


Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
Canvas not available.

or


I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
Canvas not available.

or


I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
Canvas not available.

or


How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
Canvas not available.

or


I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

Canvas not available.

or


Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026