How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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