It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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In a hambulance.
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Chili
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