How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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