How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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