How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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