How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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