How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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