How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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