How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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