How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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