How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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