How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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