How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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