How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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