How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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