How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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