How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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