How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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