How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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