How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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