How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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