How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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