How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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