How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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