How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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