How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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