How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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