How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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