How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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