How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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