How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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