How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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