How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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