How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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