How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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