How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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