How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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