How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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