How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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