How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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