How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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