How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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