How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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