How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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