How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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