How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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