How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
Canvas not available.

or


How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
Canvas not available.

or


What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
Canvas not available.

or


How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Canvas not available.

or


How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
Canvas not available.

or


Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Canvas not available.

or


Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025