How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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