How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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