How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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