How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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