How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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