How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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