How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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