How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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