How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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