How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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