How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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