How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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