How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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