How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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