How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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