How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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