How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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