How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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