How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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