How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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