How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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