How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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