How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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