How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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