How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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