How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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