How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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