How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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