How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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