How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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