How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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