How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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