How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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