How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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