How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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