How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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