How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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