How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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