How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
Canvas not available.

or


What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Canvas not available.

or


Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
Canvas not available.

or


What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026