How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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