How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.


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Because deep down, they're really good people.


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Soviets


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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Minnesoda.


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A nectarine!


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One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.


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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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