How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
Canvas not available.

or


Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

Canvas not available.

or


How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Canvas not available.

or


Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
Canvas not available.

or


What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
Canvas not available.

or


How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
Canvas not available.

or




I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
Canvas not available.

or


Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024