How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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