How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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