How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?


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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.


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On the bottom.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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At the crystal ball.


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What's a light bulb?


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Because they have a lot of spirit.


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Beef jerky


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Take away the g


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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


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