How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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