How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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