How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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