How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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