How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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