How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


GOOD		CRAP

or

Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He got caught peeping on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The cow that jumped over the moon


GOOD		CRAP

or

A starfish.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A snail because it carries it's home.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


GOOD		CRAP

or

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A taxi driver.


GOOD		CRAP

or