How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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