How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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