How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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