How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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