How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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