How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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