How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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