How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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