How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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