How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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