How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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