How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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