How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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