How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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