How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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