How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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