A snail because it carries it's home.
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I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"
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Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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By carving a Trumpkin.
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Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Ah-choo-choo!
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