How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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