How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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