How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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