How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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