How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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