How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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