How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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