How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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