How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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