How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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