How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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