How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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