How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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