How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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