How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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