How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.


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The scales.


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A pineapple!


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.


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Plug its nose.


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To see the moosicals


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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