How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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