How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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