How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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