How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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