How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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