How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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