How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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I don�t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I�m just doing it for kicks.


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Root beer.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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No one can eat just one potato ship.


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Parachute school!


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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A fence.


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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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or