How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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