How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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