How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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