How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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