How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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