How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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