How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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