How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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