How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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