How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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