How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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