How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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