How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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