How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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