How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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