How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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