How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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