How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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