How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
Canvas not available.

or


What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Canvas not available.

or


What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

Canvas not available.

or


Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
Canvas not available.

or


A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Canvas not available.

or


How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
Canvas not available.

or


How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
Canvas not available.

or


When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
Canvas not available.

or


What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026