How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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