How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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