How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.


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I'll meet you at the corner.


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Start with two million.


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Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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By relocating it to a casino!


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The Flea Stooges!


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A dead centipede.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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Cause your the only one Hair.


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or