How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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