How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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