How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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