How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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