How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones


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They're both extinct.


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Three, but they're really only one.


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White vans.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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Senator.


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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To the dock.


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A bluebird!


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