How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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