How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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