How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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