How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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