How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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