How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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