How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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