How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''


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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!


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Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.


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A baboom


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"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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They make used car salesmen look good.


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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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Decalfinated


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Deviled eggs.


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or