How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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