How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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