How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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