How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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