How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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