How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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