How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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