How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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