How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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