How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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