How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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