How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
Canvas not available.

or


How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
Canvas not available.

or


How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
Canvas not available.

or


"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
Canvas not available.

or


If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
Canvas not available.

or


What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025