How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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