How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"


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Big holes all over Australia!


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She wanted to see a butterfly.


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The leaning tower of Pizza.


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"A complex world demands complex hair."


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Fireballs.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Stinker Bell.


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I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.


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