How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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