How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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