How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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