How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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