How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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