How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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