How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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