How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.


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Caerphilly.


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A dino-sore


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In a river bank


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he's bisatchel.


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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With flood lighting.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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