How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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