How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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