How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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