How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.


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Tweetment.


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An onion


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I'm all spaced out!


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They can make little things count.


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She ran away from the ball.


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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At the crystal ball.


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