How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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