How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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