How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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