How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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