How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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