How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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