How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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