How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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