How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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