How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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