How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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