How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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