How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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