How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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