How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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