How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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