How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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