How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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