How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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