How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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