How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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