How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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