How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.


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On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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