How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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