How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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