How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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