How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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