How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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