How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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