How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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