How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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