How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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