How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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