How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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