How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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