How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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