How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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