How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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