How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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