How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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