How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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