How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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