How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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