How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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