How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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