How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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