How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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