How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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