How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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