How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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