How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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