How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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