How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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