How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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