How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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