How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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