How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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