How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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