How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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