How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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