How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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