How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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