How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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