How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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