How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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