How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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