How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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