How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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