How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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