How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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