How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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