How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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