How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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