How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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