How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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