How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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