How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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