How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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