How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to


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A taxi driver.


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Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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A crookodile


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Unique up on it.


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Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


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He wanted to go to high school!


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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