How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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