How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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