How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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