How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!


GOOD		CRAP

or

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".


GOOD		CRAP

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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

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A car only has one horn.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Pooched eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Orange Is The New Black.


GOOD		CRAP

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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


GOOD		CRAP

or

T (tea)


GOOD		CRAP

or

A cow walking backwards


GOOD		CRAP

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