How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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