How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!


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Because they dribble!


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To get to the shell station.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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A hippopota-mess


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Glass flippers.


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Hair Force One!


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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