How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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