How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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