How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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