It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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None. There never was any light bulb.
Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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