How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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