How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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