How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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