How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
Canvas not available.

or


Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
Canvas not available.

or


How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
Canvas not available.

or


How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
Canvas not available.

or


How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025