How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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