How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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