How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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