How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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