How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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