How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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