How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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