How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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A seal walks into a club...
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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