How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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