How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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