How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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