How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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