How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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