How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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