How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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