How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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