How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.


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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.


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Because they are black and white.


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The cow that jumped over the moon!


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A froghorn.


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French Flies.


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T (tea)


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A gummy bear


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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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