How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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