How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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