How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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