How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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