How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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