How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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