How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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