How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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