How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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