How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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