How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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