How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.


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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"


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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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Stinker Bell.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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In his trunk


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Silent night!


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