How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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