How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.


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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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Holly Davidson.


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Take me to your weeder!


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An impasta


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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