How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.


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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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A swordfish


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It gave a little wine


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Saliva


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To the mooooooovies.


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it had blown away.


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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