How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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