How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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