How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?

A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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