How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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