How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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