How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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