How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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