How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.


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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.


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The Presidential Seal.


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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Sunday!


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Make America Hate Again.


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It gave a little wine


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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In the neigh-borhood.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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