How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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