How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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