How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.


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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.


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he's bisatchel.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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Grabs Our Pussy.


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What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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A bed.


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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