How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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