How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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