How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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