How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
Canvas not available.

or


What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
Canvas not available.

or


Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
Canvas not available.

or


A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
Canvas not available.

or


Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
Canvas not available.

or


What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025