How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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