How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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