How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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