How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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