How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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