How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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