How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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