How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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