How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.

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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine

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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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