How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!


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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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