How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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