How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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