How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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