How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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