How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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