How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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