How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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