How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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