How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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