How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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