How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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