How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
Canvas not available.

or


Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
Canvas not available.

or


A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

Canvas not available.

or


How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025