How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.


GOOD		CRAP

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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it was chicken.


GOOD		CRAP

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Their lips are moving.


GOOD		CRAP

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They're cheaper than day rates.


GOOD		CRAP

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At the crystal ball.


GOOD		CRAP

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A rash of good luck.


GOOD		CRAP

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A dead centipede.


GOOD		CRAP

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Snowflakes.


GOOD		CRAP

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You go to the Library!


GOOD		CRAP

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