How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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