How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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