How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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