How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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