How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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