How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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