How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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