How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.


GOOD		CRAP

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.


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Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!


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Orange Is The New Black.


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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


GOOD		CRAP

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The Flea Stooges!


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"The erection is rigged!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Silent night!


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Tell it a yolk.


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She was wearing massive gloves.


GOOD		CRAP

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