How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.


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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?


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Because of the bark


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Two flutes playing in unison.


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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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bought 4 corners.


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A starfish.


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Because people are dying to get in!


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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