How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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