How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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