How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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