How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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