How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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