How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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