How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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