How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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