How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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