How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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