How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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