How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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