How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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