How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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