How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.


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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"


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Sandy Claws.


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Chili


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By renaming it Trump University.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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So he could grade his eggs.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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Start with two million.


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