How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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