How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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