How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
Canvas not available.

or


What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
Canvas not available.

or


Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
Canvas not available.

or


What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

Canvas not available.

or


What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
Canvas not available.

or


What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026