How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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