How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.


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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.


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Snow White Supremacist.


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A vicious circle.


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A cartoon.


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I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


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Decalfinated


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Saint Nickel-less.


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