How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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