How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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