How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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