How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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