How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark

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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!

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