How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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