How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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