How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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