How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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