How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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