How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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