How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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