How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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