How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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