How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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