How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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