How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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