How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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