How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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