How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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