How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.


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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!


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It'll come back to me.


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Caerphilly.


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A workaraunt.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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He wanted to go to high school!


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To the dock.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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