How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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