How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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