How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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