How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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