How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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