How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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