How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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