How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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