How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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