How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
Canvas not available.

or


Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
Canvas not available.

or


How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
Canvas not available.

or


What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025