How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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