How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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