How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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