How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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