How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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