How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.


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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"


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Take the words out of his mouth


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He was playing by ear


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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With a Tuba glue.


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Saint Nickel-less.


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All of them


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


GOOD		CRAP

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