How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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