How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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