How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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