How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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