How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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