How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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