How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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