How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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A centipede with a wooden leg.


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No thank you, I'm stuffed.


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Hiss-story


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They both whine alot!


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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Root beer.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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He was in shock for a week.


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