How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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