How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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