How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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