How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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