How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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