How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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