How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
Canvas not available.

or


what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

Canvas not available.

or


How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
Canvas not available.

or


How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
Canvas not available.

or


How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025