How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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