How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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