How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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