How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to

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