How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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