How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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