How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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