How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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