How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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