How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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