How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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