How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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