How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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