How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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