How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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