How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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