How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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