How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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