How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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