How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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