How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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