How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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