How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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