How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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