How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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