How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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