How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
Canvas not available.

or


What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

Canvas not available.

or


What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

Canvas not available.

or


What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
Canvas not available.

or


I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
Canvas not available.

or


A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026