How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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