How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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