How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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