How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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