How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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