How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
Canvas not available.

or


Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
Canvas not available.

or


What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
Canvas not available.

or


What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
Canvas not available.

or


What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
Canvas not available.

or


How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
Canvas not available.

or


I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025