How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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