How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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