How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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