How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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