How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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