How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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