How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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