How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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