How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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