How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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