How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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