How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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