How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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