How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.


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I said, "Are you two an item?"


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Wet feet.


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A head band!


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A polygon


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The cow that jumped over the moon!


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After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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A road hog.


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