How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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