How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.


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he's bisatchel.


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Chips AHOY!!


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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With a Tuba glue.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]


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The Elfabet.


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......... one jar.


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