How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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