How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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To get to the shell station.


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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The sound of Mew-sic


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Bison


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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All of them


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