How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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