How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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