How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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