How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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