How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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