How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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