How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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