How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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