How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.


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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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Use a sea saw.


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Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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Gator-Ade.


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When it's pasteurised...


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Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.


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Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."


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