How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh


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A living room!


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A dead centipede.


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A centipede on its back!


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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They can hit the high C's!


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A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four


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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


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