How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


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In a hambulance.


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Nothing. Nuts can't talk.


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Minivans.


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Bone appetit!


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Camelflauge


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A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.


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