How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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