How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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To see how long he slept.


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A centipede on its back!


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None. Astronomers prefer the dark.


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3 blind mice.


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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Because he was outstanding in his field.


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