How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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A seal walks into a club...
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