How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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