How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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