How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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