How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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