How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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