How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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