How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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