How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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