How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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