How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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