How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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