How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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At the crystal ball.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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It was sole destroying.


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Answer: The back of his head.


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"Let's meet at the endpoint."


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The dentist is taking me out tonight.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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