How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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