How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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