How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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