How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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