How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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