How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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