How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Silent night!


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He got caught peeping on a test.


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When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.


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It needed to be trimmed.


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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The library, because it has the most stories.


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