How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.


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She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.


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Taller


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Twick o tweet


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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I have to say it got very animated.


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Time to get a new bed


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