How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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