How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts


GOOD		CRAP

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he said "Not you again".


GOOD		CRAP

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Booberry pie!


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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A swordfish


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A ruler.


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy


GOOD		CRAP

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The library, because it has the most stories.


GOOD		CRAP

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