How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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