How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Meat and Democrats!


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You're Hired.


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Because they don't know the words.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.


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The cow that jumped over the moon!


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Because he wears a size "S".


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