How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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