How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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