How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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