How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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