How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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