How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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White vans.


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bought 4 corners.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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C over lambda.


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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It left its tracks.


GOOD		CRAP

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