How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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