How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.


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A trombone.


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The tick falls off when you are dead.


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An envelope.


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To hide in a bag of M&M's.


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A swordfish


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He was playing by ear


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He did not have a stop on his organ.


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A good start!


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