How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!


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A milkshake


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A blushing zebra.


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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Spooketi


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Wet feet.


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They both look good hanging from a tree.


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Seven months old.


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