How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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