How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops


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So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.


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Slippers!


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Because he had no BODY to go with.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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They make used car salesmen look good.


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A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.


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Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


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