How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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