How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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