How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.


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A shampoodle


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Camembert.


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Mice krispies


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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Decalfinated


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It'll come back to me.


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"Would you like fries with that?"


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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