How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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