How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?


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What? You can change light bulbs?


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One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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Every year!


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.


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He presses the paws button.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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