Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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When the spider spied her!
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One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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