How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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