How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky


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Bugs Bunny.


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A workaraunt.


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Take away his credit card


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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By carving a Trumpkin.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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To the dock.


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