How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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