How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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