How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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