How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.


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He presses the paws button.


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but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.


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BaNa2


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It'll come back to me.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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Alley cats.


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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