Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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When it's going cheep!
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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