How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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