How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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