How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.


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2 Na


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A blackboard.


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Frostbite.


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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