How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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