How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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