How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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