How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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