How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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