How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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