How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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