How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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