How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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