How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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