How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.

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