How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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