How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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