How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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