How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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