How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
Canvas not available.

or


What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
Canvas not available.

or


What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
Canvas not available.

or


What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
Canvas not available.

or


Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025