How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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