How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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