How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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