How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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