How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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