How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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