How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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