How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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