How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.


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None. Televangelists screw in motels.


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A blushing zebra.


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Because he is so cool!


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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Deviled eggs.


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None. There's a primitive for that.


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The tick falls off when you are dead.


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