How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


GOOD		CRAP

or

There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."


GOOD		CRAP

or

Santa paws!!!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Woke up in the fireplace.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A dead centipede.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It�s a little fishy.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hot dog


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squash


GOOD		CRAP

or