How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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