How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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