How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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