How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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