How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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