How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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