How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.


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it had blown away.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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Meet Patty.


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they never get old!


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To get to the other slide!


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Catillacs


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Because he never pays his debts.


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