How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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