How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.


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Not enough sand.


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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Sue.


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An instagram.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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