How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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