How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


GOOD		CRAP

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Many hands make light work.


GOOD		CRAP

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Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.


GOOD		CRAP

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The League of Extraordinary Con Men.


GOOD		CRAP

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Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A brick layer!


GOOD		CRAP

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Ice cream.


GOOD		CRAP

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Use a pen.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


GOOD		CRAP

or