How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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