How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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