How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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