How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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