How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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