How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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