How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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