How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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