How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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