How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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