How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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