How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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