How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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