How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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