How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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