How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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