How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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