How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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