How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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