How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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