How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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