How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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