How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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