How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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