How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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