How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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