How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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