How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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