How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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