How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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