How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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