How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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