How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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