How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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