How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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