How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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