How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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