How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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