How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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