How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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