How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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