How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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