How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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