How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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