How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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