How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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