How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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