How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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