How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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