How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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