How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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