How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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