How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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