How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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