How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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