How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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