How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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