How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.


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To get to the other side.


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Sandy Claws.


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None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.


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As far away as possible.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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To get to the shell station.


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Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


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Polar Bond.


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