How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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