How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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