How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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