How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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