How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.


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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


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With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.


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One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.


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When it's ajar!


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French Flies.


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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You're Hired.


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Holes.


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