How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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