How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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