How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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