How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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