How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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