How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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