How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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