How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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