How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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