How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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