How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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