How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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