How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


GOOD		CRAP

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.


GOOD		CRAP

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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


GOOD		CRAP

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Frosted Flakes!


GOOD		CRAP

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At the ghost-ery store!


GOOD		CRAP

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Juan by Juan.


GOOD		CRAP

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What's a light bulb?


GOOD		CRAP

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One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


GOOD		CRAP

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Buy a deck of cards.


GOOD		CRAP

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