How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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