How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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