How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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