How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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