How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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