A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.
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