How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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