How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet

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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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