How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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