How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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