How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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