How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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