How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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