How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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