How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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