How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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