How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


GOOD		CRAP

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.


GOOD		CRAP

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Virgin mobile.


GOOD		CRAP

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Toy-otas.


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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Minnesoda.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


GOOD		CRAP

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White vans.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


GOOD		CRAP

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I better not tell you, it might spread.


GOOD		CRAP

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