How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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