How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


GOOD		CRAP

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


GOOD		CRAP

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A river.


GOOD		CRAP

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They both come in tots.


GOOD		CRAP

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The Presidential Seal.


GOOD		CRAP

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Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

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Two flutes playing in unison.


GOOD		CRAP

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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


GOOD		CRAP

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He had in his own pews.


GOOD		CRAP

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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

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