How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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