How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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