How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.


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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.


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Senator.


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I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit


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Mooooooove over


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A living room!


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Because he wanted to draw the curtains!


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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