How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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