How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge


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Plug its nose.


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50 cent featuring Nickelback


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Its shadow


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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Take me to your litter.


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Because people are dying to get in!


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Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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