How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Anglicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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