How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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