How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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