How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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