How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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