How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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