How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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