How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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