How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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