How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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