How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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