How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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