How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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