How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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