How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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