How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.


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A silicon.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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Pointless


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Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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They both whine alot!


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Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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