How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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