How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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