How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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