How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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He presses the paws button.


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Microwaves.


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They both whine alot!


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Because of the bark


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Hair Force One!


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He wanted to go to high school!


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but enough about Kanye West.


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