How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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