How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"

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