How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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