How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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