How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!


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A swordfish


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It was like love meant nothing to her.


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A living room!


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He had in his own pews.


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It was the best dam program I've ever seen.


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First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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