How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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