How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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