How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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