How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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