How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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