How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?


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Orange Is The New Black.


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An udder failure.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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Twister!


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You can unscrew a light bulb.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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He had no patients.


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As far away as possible.


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