How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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