How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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