How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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