How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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