How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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