How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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