How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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