How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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