How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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A slopepoke!


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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To the mooooooovies.


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None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


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The Elfabet.


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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


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With a tuba glue.


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but I couldn't find any.


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