How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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