How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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