How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.

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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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