How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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