How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.

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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.

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