How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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