How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
Canvas not available.

or


How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
Canvas not available.

or


How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026