How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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