How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.


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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.


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The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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An udder failure.


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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Because he is so cool!


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Discrimination.


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Booberry pie!


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