How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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