How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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