How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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