How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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