How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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