How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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