How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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