How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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