How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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