How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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