How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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