How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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