How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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