How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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