How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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