How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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