How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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