How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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