How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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