How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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