How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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