How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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