How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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