How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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