How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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