How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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