How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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