How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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