How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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