How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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