How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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