How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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