How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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