How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.


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Fish and ships.


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Because the chicken was on vacation.


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He took them to a pignic.


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A can of people.


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I think I'm coming down with something!


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Because all his other wives support Hillary.


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Discrimination.


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The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


GOOD		CRAP

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