How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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