How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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