How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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