How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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