How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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