How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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