How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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