How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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Because it's between ac.


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Bone appetit!


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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Thorium.


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Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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but I don't want one of them for my husband".


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Root position cords.


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