How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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