How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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