How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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