How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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