How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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