How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.


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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.


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A jump rope.


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None. There's a primitive for that.


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They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.


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Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.


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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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A milkshake


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Infantry.


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Half a worm.


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