How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.

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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake

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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.

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