How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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