How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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