How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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