How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink


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I have to say it got very animated.


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Because it gave him a big wave!


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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The price of bacon would go up.


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It was like love meant nothing to her.


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Because he was feeling crumby.


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Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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