How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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