How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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