How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.


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A scale.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Someone stepped on its mouse.


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Senator.


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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Roberto.


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Bone appetit!


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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


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