How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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