How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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