How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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