How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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