How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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