How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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