How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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