How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?


GOOD		CRAP

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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because E.T. eventually went home!


GOOD		CRAP

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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

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But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.


GOOD		CRAP

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What a turtle disaster


GOOD		CRAP

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Lilly.


GOOD		CRAP

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They make used car salesmen look good.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


GOOD		CRAP

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He was trying to fetch a boomerang


GOOD		CRAP

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