How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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