How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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