How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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