How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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