How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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