How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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