How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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