How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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