How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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