How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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