How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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