How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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