How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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