How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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