How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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