How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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