How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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