How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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