How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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