How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.


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Fast food.


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Snowflakes.


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To get to the other size!


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"


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Deviled eggs.


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but I couldn't find any.


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