How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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