How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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