How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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