How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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