How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.


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To get to the other side.


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The same thing Arkansas.


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Use a sea saw.


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All of them


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Snow White Supremacist.


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Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group


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Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.


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At forks in the road.


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