How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".


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He said NaBrO


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On the bottom of the chicken's foot!


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She couldn't control her pupils.


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Sue.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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it was a shitzu."


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Ihop


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