How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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