How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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