How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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