How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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