How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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