How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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