How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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