How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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