How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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