How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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