How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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