How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards


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Count Quackula!


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Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!


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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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With a tuba glue.


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Senator.


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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To get to the body shop.


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Fryday


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