How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
Canvas not available.

or


What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
Canvas not available.

or


What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026