How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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