How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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