How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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