How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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