How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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