How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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