How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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