How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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