How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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