How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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