How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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