How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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