None, because they were copycats
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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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The players dribble a lot.
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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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