How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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