How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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