How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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