How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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