How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.


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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.


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His powder puff is on the wrong end.


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Squeaky clean


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Because he wasn't peeling well!


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An embarrased mime!


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Orange Is The New Black.


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An envelope.


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