How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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