How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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