How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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