How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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