How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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