How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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