How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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