How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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