How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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