How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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