How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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