How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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