How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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