How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.

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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!

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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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