How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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