How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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