How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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