How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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