How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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