How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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