How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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