How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or


My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
Canvas not available.

or


Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or


I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
Canvas not available.

or


Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
Canvas not available.

or


What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
Canvas not available.

or


How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026