How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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