How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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