How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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