How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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