How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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