How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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