How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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