How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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