How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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