How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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