How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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