How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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