How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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