How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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