How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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