How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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