How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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