How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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