How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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