How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.


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Because E.T. eventually went home!


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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Snow White Supremacist.


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With Tyrannosaurus checks.


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Camelflauge


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To the mooooooovies.


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