How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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