How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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