How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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