How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.


GOOD		CRAP

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Deviled eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

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A hush puppy.


GOOD		CRAP

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proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.


GOOD		CRAP

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coz Donald ducked


GOOD		CRAP

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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


GOOD		CRAP

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He got caught peeping on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

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It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.


GOOD		CRAP

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