How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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