How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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