How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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