How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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