How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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