How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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