How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.


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Because his feet stink


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An earthquake.


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None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.


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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


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Because he wears a size "S".


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Stuck


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A multiplication table.


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Catfish


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