How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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