How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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