How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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