How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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