How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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