How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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