How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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