How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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