How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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