How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!


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Na


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A baboom


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When it turns into a garage.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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The same thing Arkansas.


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In the neigh-borhood.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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