How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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