How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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