How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess


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To see the moosicals


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Roberto.


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Stick his bill up his ass.


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Because it said CONCENTRATE.


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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coz Donald ducked


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A snail because it carries it's home.


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Cats keep trying to bury them.


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