How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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