How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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or

What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.


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or

It was two tired.


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or

Grabs Our Pussy.


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or

Me-ow


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or

Snow balls!


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or

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.


GOOD		CRAP

or

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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or

Croak-a-cola.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A car only has one horn.


GOOD		CRAP

or