How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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