How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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