How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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