How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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