How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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