How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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