How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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