How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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