How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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