How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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