How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Every year!


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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I�m just doing it for kicks.


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Because you better duck when he's pissed.


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French Flies.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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