How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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