How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
Canvas not available.

or


What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
Canvas not available.

or


Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
Canvas not available.

or


What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
Canvas not available.

or


What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2024