How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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