How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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