How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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