How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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