How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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