How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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