How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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