How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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