How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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