How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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