How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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