How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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