How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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