How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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