How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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