How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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