How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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