How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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