How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.


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None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.


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Just one more, guys, I promise.


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A hot dog


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Because they don't want to give away their presence.


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C over lambda.


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Oinkment.


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Take away the g


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The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.


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