How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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