How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!


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To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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That's "women," you unfunny jerk!


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Because it's too far to walk!


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He was catching all the chickens!


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Discrimination.


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First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.


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Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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A sunburnt penguin


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