How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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