How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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