How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness� as the industry standard.


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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


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Roberto.


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One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.


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None. They just steal somebody else's light.


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The library, because it has the most stories.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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Punch.


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``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''


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CSI


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