How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness� as the industry standard.


GOOD		CRAP

or

There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!


GOOD		CRAP

or

With flood lighting.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's a light bulb?


GOOD		CRAP

or

The sound of Mew-sic


GOOD		CRAP

or

You're the only bright spot in my life.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because he wears a size "S".


GOOD		CRAP

or

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:


GOOD		CRAP

or

The disk-o!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because it gave him a big wave!


GOOD		CRAP

or