How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?

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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic

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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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