How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.

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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.

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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)

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