How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness� as the industry standard.


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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda


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Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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The chicken wasn't around yet.


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Root beer.


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He got caught peeping on a test.


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They both come in tots.


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The players dribble a lot.


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Take the words out of his mouth


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If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


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