How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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