How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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