How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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