How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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