How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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A robber ducky.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Because they don't know the words.


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A swordfish


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He was a dirty double crosser!


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Booberries!


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Because he was feeling crumby.


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