How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.


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There was an empty seat.


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A froghorn.


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I dot my i's on you!


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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


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An earthquake.


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Because of the bark


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Only three. The rest are true stories.


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