How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a Tuba glue.

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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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