How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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