How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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