How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.


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It was sole destroying.


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A robber ducky.


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Silent night!


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To the mooooooovies.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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Tell it a yolk.


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