1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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It's something I could really see myself doing.
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. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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At the Whale-weigh station.
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