How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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