How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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