How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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