How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.


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Neither, they all burn shorter.


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A scale.


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A road hog.


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Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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Chili


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You Poke her face.


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A jury.


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At the crystal ball.


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