How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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