How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.


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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


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Hope it's Halloween!!


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Squeaky clean


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Count Quackula!


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None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.


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They both come in tots.


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Its days were numbered.


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Snaked.


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