How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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I don�t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I�m just doing it for kicks.


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Drinking.


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"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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A watch dog.


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To get to the baaaaarber shop


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With the Florida Keys.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.


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Anywhere it wants to


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