How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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