How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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