How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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