How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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