How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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or

A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu


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or

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"


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or

His heart wasn't in it.


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or

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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or

She was the fairest in the land.


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or

In a river bank


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or

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .


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or

They both come in tots.


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or

"The erection is rigged!"


GOOD		CRAP

or