How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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