How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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