How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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