How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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