How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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A hoarse fly!


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Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.


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Fryday


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it had blown away.


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With flood lighting.


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Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.


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Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil


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That isn't funny!


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