How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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