How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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