How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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