How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It�s a little fishy.


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Taller


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Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.


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Take away his shovel


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Santa paws!!!


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Outlaws are wanted.


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Because it's in the ground state.


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It takes two to tangle!


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