How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".


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A sunburnt zebra.


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The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!


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They're both extinct.


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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A centipede on its back!


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Do you want to grab a bite?


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To get to the udder side.


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