How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow


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They can hit the high C's!


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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Comet


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Because 7 ate 9.


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Because they had so many knights.


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One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.


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Sir.


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A hippopota-mess


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