How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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