How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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