How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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