How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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