How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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