How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.


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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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A hot dog


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With flood lighting.


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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Fryday


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The same as a regular year, but with less calories.


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Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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His heart wasn't in it.


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