How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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