How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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