How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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