How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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