How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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