How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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