How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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