How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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