How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.

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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.

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