How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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