How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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