How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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