How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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