How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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