How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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