How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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