How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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