How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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