How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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