How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.


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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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