How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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