How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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