How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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