How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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