How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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