How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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