How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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