How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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