How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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