How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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