How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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