How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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