How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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