How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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