How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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