How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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