How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.


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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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