How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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