How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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