How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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