How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
Canvas not available.

or


Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
Canvas not available.

or


What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
Canvas not available.

or


What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
Canvas not available.

or


A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
Canvas not available.

or


Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025