How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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