How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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