How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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