How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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