How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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