How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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