How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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