How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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