How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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