How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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