How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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