How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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