How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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