How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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