How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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