How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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