How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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