How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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