How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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