How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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