How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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