How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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