How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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