How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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