How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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