How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)

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