How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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