How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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