How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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