How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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