How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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